A lesson that we can’t afford not to be taught.
let’s spread this again and again and again
doctor: okay so what hurts? where is the pain centralized?
me: idk man i just work here
small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
Small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
Me:
Apparently this is actually good for kids’ brain development. It trains their speech receptors and they learn language faster.
(via phoneticmeow)
september is bisexual bewareness month… beware… be aware…. they’re out there. and no laws apply to them for the month………… good luck.
apparently when i was born the…guy after the midwife? the baby doctor? was this russian guy with HUGE hands who just sorta. squeezed my head (my dad says he was worried that he was gonna crush me like a coke can) and was like “this is a strong baby”
(via to-the-hedgerows)
me: watching cooking shows for 9 hours
chef: im adding some beetroo—
my last brain cell in a flash before it withers away and i die:
(via hotboyproblems)
sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?
“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…
also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
